Yo mamma so fat, she tripped and caused an earthquake.
Yo mamma so fat, the NWS gives a name to each of her farts.
Yo mamma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin up.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said "Oh HELL no!"
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.