Your opinion stinks, mine is better..

Little dogs are for kicking. Duck billed platypus are way kewler than little dogs.
 
rolling on the floor is for losers who can't afford beds.

You should try jumping in the bed!
 
Jumping in the bed only makes the neighbors call the police. You should try jumping to conclusions!
 
If you jump to conclusions, you will break something, since conclusions are not solid.

Life is Lethal. It is the only thing that has a 100% fatality rate.
 
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