fish pickup lines

[rocker92]

:OT::banher:


J/K

 

[chefjamesscott]

i pray to god you dont know that from personal experience. thats another thing i cant stand and i could never do. when i hear about a guy beatin up on his girlfriend (or a girl in general) i just want to tale care of him myself, those type of guys need to :devil:

one time when i lived with my sister in vancouver, I was coming home from work and her and her hubby were having it out. Just as I walked in I heard him say (^&*&*%& your lucky I NEVER HIT YOU *%&^%&*

to which i finished walking in the entrance hall and said actually You are lucky you never hit her. Im 6 4' 245 lbs ex mp/punker heck of a mix

was so funny to see the look on his face

im married so ill dispense with a fish pick up line want to keep it clean

 

[AquaGem]

^ man I wish I had a brother not that I've ever been in that situation! good job! Oh wait... I just realized my sister's prob. better!

 

[rocker92]

lol

 

[The Zigman]

lol yeah we got a lil off topic there. ROFL sorry zig that line has already been told.

I know, I told it!!

hey baby!
How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch Discus?!?!

Ha I am So Banned!!

Or how about...

Wanna see my 3 tetras?

HA!! Where has this thread been?!?

Come with me and I'll prove to you that I have 2 discus!!


Ok, I am outta here before I get banned!!

 

[austinpetemo]

so what. my goby eel is 9 inches.

 

[The Zigman]

I got a 12" plecostimus...

 

[austinpetemo]

ive got stones so big my fish can live in them.

 

[j_chicago]

what happened to that elevator bet video that grins posted last year, the one about betting the fish tank and picking up the girl in the elevator, was gonna link it, but couldn't find it.

 

[DarrylR]

I have seem to have lost my net, may I have yours?