Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because if it was reversed they would get lost at school

why do apples look like red baseballs?
 
For hours of fruit-smashing amusement when people falsely believe they're inter-changeable, same with the yellow ones slightly resembling hairless tennis balls

Why do we have toenails?
 
What else would Granpa have to make the younger cousins go "EWWWW"

Why do toenails get thick and turn yellow?
 
You can on the moon

Why do birds have feathers?
 
because scales would make them to heavy.


Why am I sick again ?
 
Because Apples stole Red and Grapes took green

Who invented the wheel?
 
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