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While everybody has their back turned GEL sneaks out the front door where another commotion is going on in the front, the rest of the bar's patron's can hear loud hideous screams and the sound of a familiar whip cracking like lightening.....................................the sounds die down.....................the silence stretch's out...............................suddenly an extremely happy GEL walks back in the front door (having made the commotion so her other friends can spy on Lila and Slappy a little more effectively), "Hey sweetheart" GEL purrs into led's ear "How about some 'Back in Black' by AC/DC, Im celebrating, and if you know what's' good for you, you won't miss a note" GEL winks and then slides up to the bar to get another tequilla shot with a margarita chaser on the side...........................................
 
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"ah, but we can spot the flies", Doll says, "they'll never be able to keep their wings covered all the time, just ask Sharky". "Lila dear", Doll continues, "remember before Sharky let his fin show? We have girl-power with hc to back us up."

Proudly walks around with his fin sticking out.
 
Doll squints to try to make out the movements in the dark more clear, she hears the crack of the whip and a smile soon fills her expression. She knows who's finally showed and she knows that like every other time, this visitor is as sharp as the crack of her whip, she knows when the heat is on and reacts instantanously. Doll watches judge for a while, surprised at her quick wit and automatically becomes fond of her brilliance. "She certainly plays a good drunk... ah, but she still has some to learn," she thinks. Coming back in to take a seat next to GEL, she begins to fill her gal pal in on the days events.... she points each one out....
 
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"ah, but we can spot the flies", Doll says, "they'll never be able to keep their wings covered all the time, just ask Sharky". "Lila dear", Doll continues, "remember before Sharky let his fin show? We have girl-power with hc to back us up."
At the thought of someone actually noticing she's there, hc jumps up and grabs the hot-pink flyswatter and does this ninja-karate thing. She jumps up on the table and yells, "I finally figured i out!!! I'm NOT invisible!!!! WAAAAHOOOOO!" Waiting for the applause, she looks around to find everyone in a dead stare. She sees doll rolling her eyes and shaking her head and she gets down and starts attempting to swat flies. She hits one, and she can't control herself. "YESSS!!! I GOT ONE!!!" Once again she finds everyone staring at her, and Doll giving her a look. "Sorry," she says, "I couldn't control it."
 
...the lights go out, the music stops...lots of moans of disappointment (and some for other reasons) can be heard from the bar...but man I can't see jack.....

.......

.....this seems like it's taking hours for the 'electric' to come back on (well I guess just minutes)...and what's that commotion out there?...

...('lights' come back on)...

..."d*mn, and I thought I might get off early tonight"...
 
well after the lights go out ..judge thinks its ime to go...she needs some rest and a long hot bubble bath ...being near the fish truck has killed her buzz...i bid everyone a good night still chuckling about the package in the truck!
 
unbeknownst to slappy, he has picked up a hitchhiker. flyfly is buried in the back of the truck, with a big flounder grin on his exposed face. If you asked him why he was back there he could not tell you except that he saw a whole lot of flounder and couldnt help himself.

"Oooo.... da flounder fee-ols good" he says with his Adam Sandler voice. "I wun-dor what is going on?"

If you would of asked Slappy later, he would of said he heard something resembling a faint, childish "hee hee." But then again, no one asked.

flyfly (with only one flounder sticking out of his pocket) slips into the pitch... black... bar
 
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Nursie and the rest of the gals wave goodby to Judge. She deserves a nice long soak in the bathtub after that gutwretching performance!! Thanks to her, we all know know Lila's and Slappy's shameful secret. It's sad when you have to resort to trading comic books in brown paper wrappers in the back alley!!!
The lights flicker off briefly before Judge leaves, but after she leaves, they flick off and stay off. Suddenly the door open and a foul fishy odor enters the bar. Lighters flick on in an attempt to identify the source of the fishy smell, and see Flyfly standing there with a fish hanging out of his pocket.
I suppose a fish hanging out of the pocket is better than your fin hanging out....
 
the sudden brilliace disorientates flyfly, making him feel like Gizmo in bright light. When he finally gets his bearings together he pulls his flounder out of his pocket and sets it lovingly down on a soft, purple, crushed-velvet stool that seemed to appear out of nowhere. He gazes around the happening bar and...

suddenly rips off all his clothes with one pull to reveal his stunning James Bond suit and says in a devonaire voice " Im fly. flyfly." and sits down next to his flounder.

He orders two drinks, one for him and one for the flounder, when suddenly something catches his eye. He looks up and spots...
 
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lol...sorry to interrupt, but Fly Fly, that's f-ing hilarious. ROFL!
carry on...
 
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