Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Lady G]

He asked cause it is a known fact you are a glue sniffer

Why is Ice following me?

 

[kuhliloach]

because ice likes to chase people for exercise.

lady g accuses me of sniffing glue and smoking catnip.

What's next?

 

[Easydoesit]

maybe lady g accusing you of popping colorful pills or robbing banks with sticks under your jacket?


why do fish need water?

 

[xsdbs]

because without it they would dehydrate,

why do rappers have to hold their crotch

 

[Slappy*McFish]

To keep the crabs from escaping.

Why do rockers have long hair?

 

[Lady G]

So they can properly headbang

Why do elevators need elevator music?

 

[xsdbs]

because they want to be their sister

why is dirt brown

 

[Lady G]

cause we would have to call it something else if it were green.

Why do we ask these questions

 

[...Redness...]

In order to keep these other questions going.

Why did the Lakers lose?

 

[Lady G]

Because the Celtics won

How can we have world peace