Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because they weren't smelt right (it's a pun... geddit?)

Why are there UV-A and UV-B rays?
 
Because they don't like eachother.

Why are oranges round?
 
Because square would be to hard to peel

Why do we stop at a "drive through"
 
Cause some ppl think coffee is cold I guess!

Why does a curling iron have instructions that say do not use while sleeping
 
Because they are afraid that a sleep walker will burn their nose

Why are eggs oval?
 
because and "L" shaped egg would be hard to put into a carton !

why does it say "this side up" on the popcorn bag?
 
its a game..if u turn it the wrong way u lose and cant eat it!

why do flowers smell?
 
Because they don't bite!!

Why do dogs sniff butts???
 
well, cause humans would look really stupid doing so!

why do kids have to learn to talk?..
 
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