Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because your might be going to bed in a minute...


why do newspapers turn yellow if you keep them around for too long?
 
because the newspaper fairies come out at night and urinate on the paper to give you a clue that it is time to throw the paper away!

why does coffee taste so good when it is cold outside even though it is warm inside?
 
Because your mind is being altered by the caffeine.

Why do some people have curly hair?
 
Because they don't know any better.

Why are pancakes round?
 
because teachers are bored and have nothing else to do with their lives...


why does my dog smell horrible?
 
Cause it's not actually your dog, it's your top lip.
Why is there deodorant AND anti-perspirant? <---- totally wrong lol
 
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