Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Radar]

because school is suppose to.

why do chickens cluck?

 

[The Zigman]

because if they meowed, ALF would have eaten them

why dont fish have fur?

 

[bkw1982]

cause they would taste funny

WWJD?

 

[The Zigman]

He'd ask Dr. Phil, he thinks he knows everything!

WWElvisD?

 

[bkw1982]

He'd Karate Chop Dr. Phil for talkin so much, cause he's The king.

WWDR.PhilD

 

[Reddog80p]

Dr. Phil would shave the rest of his hair off.

Why do Women like bald men?

 

[The Zigman]

because they can fix their make-up in the reflection...

why do women like guys with big feet?

 

[bluerat]

so they cant wear their shoes

why do washing machines eat only one of a pair of socks

 

[kuhliloach]

because it's on a diet

why do dentists offices smell awful?

 

[IceH2O]

Because people with bad teeth also have bad breath


Why did no one know that sushi was invented because some Japanese wives went on strike and wouldn't cook for their husbands?