Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[cam191919]

Firsted

Why would you run a race?

ha ur in seconed. think about it.

 

[cam191919]

because tapes are for joggers.

why cant i read

 

[MsPuff]

Because your eyes are closed

Why can't you bath fish?

 

[Lady G]

Well, you could as long as you us dechlor in it I would think.

Why do I hate to shop?

ha ur in seconed. think about it.

:silly:

 

[cam191919]

because stores smell bad and play loud, annoying music.

why does my sheepshead eat the legs off my crabs

 

[smoochxoxo]

Cuz they taste like chicken.

Why can't I think of a question?

 

[cam191919]

because i like eatin pie on the fourth of july.

can anyone have rhymes as fat as mine

 

[IceH2O]

because i like eatin pie on the fourth of july.

can anyone have rhymes as fat as mine

Maybe not as fast but definitely better

Why can't I be the one to win the lottery?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because you didn't buy a ticket.

Why can't I eat something and have it rip out of my stomach and run away?

 

[cam191919]

because mr. betta put a stop to that.

why do ostriches have the bigests eggs, but smallest in comparison