Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[catnipgal]

because no one wanted it pink.

Why is Oktoberfest in September?

 

[chefjamesscott]

cause a bunch of drunk people set the day

why is a driveway a driveway and a parkway a parkway

 

[FISHSHROD]

because people can't drive.

Why do you care who wins in the last one to post wins thread.

 

[cam191919]

because a winner never loses, and a loser has already lost

why are ther so many little flying donkeys

 

[FISHSHROD]

because all the big ones already crashed.


Why did the monkey cross the street

 

[Darkness9876]

Because hes brown.

Is it still lucky bamboo if it impales you?

 

[paperdragon]

Yeah, the bamboo is pretty lucky, free food.

Why do turtles have shells?

 

[justahannah]

to keep the rain out

Why do cats purr?

 

[cam191919]

cuz they cant scale massive buildings

why are blimps so expensive

 

[J double R]

because it takes a lot of blondes to fill it up with all that hot air

why cant i think of a question