Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[dpenguinfish]

cuz its not a statement

why is the pencil long but not short

 

[JAY973]

because 4 W's are better than 3 -
if day becomes night and night becomes day when would be the best time to knap

 

[dpenguinfish]

day

why r u sick

 

[JAY973]

sometimes I feel like a nut sometimes I don't

Why can't I have a river through my living room?

 

[FISHSHROD]

Because the ocean is in the way.

What happens when you yawn and hickup at the same time ?

 

[xsdbs]

the taxidermist pulls away from you
why are male deer called a buck and not a C note

 

[cam191919]

because of binomial nomenclature

who thought it was a good idea to put don knotts brain in a great white shark?

 

[xsdbs]

well of course it was Aunt Bee silly

why do we do things in front of kids and then tell them not to do that

 

[FISHSHROD]

Because we are IDIOTS

Why are we IDIOTS ?

 

[dpenguinfish]

cause were crazy (i am not sure bout the rest of u :lol: )
why am i crazy