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so they dont get a ticket for indecent exposure in public places
when you say that it is impossible to lick your elbow why does the person youre talking to always try it?
 
because someone left jelly on the table and now its on their elbow and want another taste.

Why do leaves fall off of trees??
 
cuz they are getting rid of thier fall clothes and getting thier closets ready fo the newest winter and springtime fashion trends

why doesnt anybody laugh at trees?
 
because the last person went over there but she was gone.


Do you think to much when you sleep.
 
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