good news/bad news

spongebobson · Apr 18, 2005

BN: Harvard comunity college, arkansas

GN: britney spears wants you!

maverick2402 · Apr 18, 2005

BN: she's already pregnant

GN: her little sister will be of age soon.

jmcleod · Apr 18, 2005

BN: You're too old and Viagra was just banned by the FDA

GN: You look like a movie star...

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mishi8 · Apr 18, 2005

BN:...the spitting image of Marty Feldman

GN: You just got a great deal on a car

OrionGirl · Apr 18, 2005

BN: It gets 5 mpg and gas costs $3/gallon.

GN: There's a sale on the perfect clothes for that wedding you're invited to next week.

DanChisum · Apr 18, 2005

BN: But the sale is for 10% off a $10,000 dress

GN: The Beatles are going to have a reunion concert

centralharbor · Apr 18, 2005

BN: Most of them are dead.

GN: PETA is shutting down.

Matak · Apr 18, 2005

centralharbor said:
GN: PETA is shutting down.

...pet stores left right & centre

GN: Joe has had a close encounter of the first kind...

125gJoe · Apr 18, 2005

Matak said:
...pet stores left right & centre

GN: Joe has had a close encounter of the first kind...

Done that...

Lila · Apr 18, 2005

BN: He captured them

GN: You win $1,000 from the local radio station