Candy, people. Seriously, eat some candy. It's good for you! Or at least for rage issues. Remember Garfield in the Halloween cartoon special, running around ranting, "CANDY CANDY CANDY!" like a hypoglycemic zombie? All he needed was some bloody candy, and then - POOF! - no more ranting.
Aaaanyway...I have faith that aparker will take into account everything that's been lobbed at her (sometimes more harshly than it had any right to have been) and make an informed decision.
Honestly, aparker, I have to say I'm very impressed with the seriousness with which you're considering everything involved here. Your profile says you're only a few months older than my baby sister, and if she had fish...well, it wouldn't work out very well, let's just leave it at that.
Heck, I have a friend my age (I'm like 104) who's had fish for years, and I hate going to their place because looking at their overcrowded, inappropriately stocked, filthy nasty tank that hasn't seen a gravel vac or a water change since they moved there just gives me hives.