LFS Hilarity

Geez... just finally noticed this thread. Correct me if I am wrong, but is this rock with string not a psychological device? It would seem the most logical explanation is to keep your fish with suicidal tendencies from taking the big jump.... :duh:
 
LesbianChap said:
Reiverix's shrimp/crawfish playing with the knot of a purple string:
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Yes apparently cherry shrimp do have a passion for knitting with purple string.

I hear them every night. Clickety click. Clickety click. My purple scarf and matching socks should be ready soon.
 
Bunny13 said:
Don't forget, we need a catchy jingle!!



Maybe SF can whip something up for us on his guitar....:cool:
 
nursie said:
(pssstttt...Patoloco...for a "greatly reduced fee"..I'll let you have a deal on ALL franchises south of the continental US. Just make some kind of statement that the info you posted is WRONG!!!)

I'm not letting go of my principles. I'm a rigth person. I have deep family values....

(how much are we talking about??? :idea2: )
 
I agree jazz but that could be covered in my PSRCC Group (Purple String Relief Command Center). Would you like to fill out an application for a counselling position or did you have soemthing else in mind. We cover fishes as well as the Fishes People...
 
A a last minute update, CNNN just reported a violence outbreak by costumers who demanded their LFS a money refund after the violence generated in their tanks bt the infamous rock with purple string.

Costumers have been able to find a second use to their product by tossing it at the stores, thus shattering widnwos and tanks. The worse part of the attacks is thet the purple string allows the attackers to easily retrieve the rock and toss it again.

However, poeple who bought a rock with green string are happy with their purchases.

More to come in a few mooments.
 
Dangerdoll said:
I agree jazz but that could be covered in my PSRCC Group (Purple String Relief Command Center). Would you like to fill out an application for a counselling position or did you have soemthing else in mind. We cover fishes as well as the Fishes People...


Nah... I'd prefer a job in product development. Say... have you considered offering the string in multicolor?
 
cynicalcriminal said:
If you do in fact offer "rock with purple string" home kits for DIY'ers, please remember to include horrificly complex instructions in languages other than english on a crumpled piece of paper smooshed in the package with the string, and maybe a weird-ended allen wrench. Man, I can't get enough of those weird-ended allen wrenches..

ooooooh NURSIE!!!! please, please pleeeeeeease....can I be your wench in charge of Canadian Operations????


Do these packages come with a wench on a wrench too? Cause if they do, I'll take 3.....just because 3 seems like a good number to start with....
 
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(News Program jingle playing)

VIOLENCE SPREADING
CAMGOA, CAMPUDIA. PA.

The violent wave that is striking the entire world arreived to the town of Camgoa, where a horde of furious costumers were protesting against the use of rocks with purple strings in aquiariums setups.

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