Longest thread in AC

Fungi meets window imp at the front of his glasshouse,

they plan to convert kuhli,

they do, Niko is released from the ancient witch's curse

AND KUHLI BECOMES THE WINDOW IMP, DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH FOR FORTY THOUSAND DAYS AND NIGHTS IN IMPISH FORM LICKING PEOPLE'S WINDOWS FOR SUSTENANCE AND ENTERTAINEMENT

The witch (who was actually Fungi all along, warlock then, 'cos I'm not female) cackles and flies off, zapping a nearby frog and out of spite, turning it into a handsome prince
 
:iagree: lol fungi thats really funny:Angel:
 
then kuhli suddenly finds a pile of bagels and go's wild, turns out being addicted to bagels was part of curing one of there impishness...:grinyes:
 
Fungi (the oh so majick warlock) curses the bagels which kuhli devours bagful after bagful, even the ones with ham and poppyseeds on them.
Kuhli becomes hooked on the bagels, he can't stop at one bag... he must have more
Kuhli downs bag after bag, gorging himself, and slowly he begins to expand
First he doesn't notice it much, the buttons on his shirt pop off as a large gut flops out
He gets suspicious when he is down to the last hole on his belt... he takes off the belt, who needs them anyway when you have bagels?

Slowly he swells, he fills out the room and smashes his way through the roof, but he craves MORE bagels... now he begins to regret those harsh words he spoke to Niko... the malevolent warlock seems to treat unequivocally...

Kuhli lumbers down the street, passing Niko on the way, now reverted to his normal human state

"Heeeeeeelp me Niko, I need a lorry to take me to the nearest bagel factory"

Niko scoffs, he's got at least 10 lorries but he won't help Kuhli

Kuhli continues walking, his flared nostrils pick up the faint scent of bagels in the distance, he stops to question bluerat as to where the nearest bagel factory is...
Bluerat screams and runs off, Kuhli doesn't realise he's no longer wearing pants, they burst their seams long ago...

People flee before Kuhli, his footfall sends seismic tremmors measuring on the Richter scale in nearby states, his profile blots out the sun, the shadow cast is like a solar eclipse...

"MOOOOOOORE BAGELS!" he roars, pounding, now sprinting, now rolling downhill towards the bagel factory... screaming with agony as his bewitched hunger digests his stomach

He reaches the bagel factory in time, only to be met by the mischevious warlock, Fungi...

To be continued...
 
but then i get help from plantling and Q, they are working on a cure for me that will also stop the window imp's once and for all!

(meanwhile i try to work off those bagels by swimming up the missisippi river)
 
Plantling feels so sorry for kuhli. She searches through her greenhouse for a plant that might just do the trick. Aha! Cammiphora mukul (Guggul) an herb that helps regulate lipid metabolism and is also good at lowering cholesterol and strengthening muscles, nerves, and bone tissues. She makes up a dose and injects them into some bagels and attaches these bagels to a fishing pole. She then "fishes" kuhli out of the Mississippi with him still munching on the bagels and the herb has miraculously worked. Kuhli is now back to normal but since his heart has grown stronger he has learned to love pple for what they are, ex-window lickers and all. :)

Oh and plantling is still a little concerned w/Kuhli's eating habits, so she sends over a bag of whole wheat bagels and a note saying he's welcome to use a dab of philly cream cheese or other tasty spread.
 
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kuhli thanks plantling for the miracle cure, but still wants to do at least one mmore joke on window lickers, he'll leave that to bluerat
 
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