Mafia 72-Vampires game thread

[noodles62]

I don't know any jokes the mods will let me post
I don't have any mix but I have a spare razor

:rofl: :silly:

 

[Lady G]

It was good - I feel better. I do not like the humidity here in NC - I do not liek to sweat like a man! LOL

Ahh, yes the wonderful humidity...hate it!! With that, think I'll join your thought and take one myself

So no one has any questions to ask me? OK then, we can move on now...

Oh, oh, I gotta question for you.......do you know if a fly happens to land on it's back, will it die?

 

[IceH2O]

There once was a vampire named Mabel, whose period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.

 

[jbradt]

So no one has any questions to ask me? OK then, we can move on now...

FF, if you were in a space ship travelling at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights; what would happen?

 

[noodles62]

then sweat like a woman noods. :silly:

... strong enough for a man, but made for a Noodles...

Gah!! Try this nasty heat/humidity combined with hot flashes and see how amiable you can be! LOL

 

[jbradt]

There once was a vampire named Mabel, whose period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.

O. M. G.



:hitting:

 

[noodles62]

There once was a vampire named Mabel, whose period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.

well.......it rhymes good anyway!

 

[noodles62]

FF, if you were in a space ship travelling at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights; what would happen?

:rofl:

 

[IceH2O]

A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest. But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from. Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!". He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy. "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah, yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation. : "Well I didn't!" said the bat.

 

[Fishfriend1]

Ahh, yes the wonderful humidity...hate it!! With that, think I'll join your thought and take one myself

Oh, oh, I gotta question for you.......do you know if a fly happens to land on it's back, will it die?

Only if its stupid

There once was a vampire named Mabel, whose period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.

:yuck::barf:

FF, if you were in a space ship travelling at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights; what would happen?

Gee, thanks., um, everything will blow up?

I hate waiting for nighfall, my sisters counting the minutes till 10:3- Ok, its FF's sister, see ya suckers!