So...my given name was "Sam" sam i am, green eggs and ham. Samwise Gamgee/the brave/the fat...then there was that terribad sean pen movie I AM SAM about how people named sam are retarded (or so my entire highschool thought) and then finally end of senior year of highschool the "hot" girls decided i reminded them of one of their dogs named sam...so then they'd whistle at me like a dog...oh yeah and then there is uncle sam...
needless to say, my name is Ellis now