Ninjas Vs Pirates

In a fight to the death who would win Pirates or Ninjas?

  • ARGH!!!!!!!! Pirates

    Votes: 24 41.4%
  • Like a NINJA!

    Votes: 34 58.6%

  • Total voters
    58
  • Poll closed .
I gotta go for Pirates!!!!! ARG!!!

Btw...my parrot (african grey) will say "Shiver me timbers!" when you first put him on your shoulder :)
 
how long did it take him to lean that?
some scientists are saying that certain parrots are smarter than chimps now!
 
tornangel012 said:
Whatever!!! If you put in Cat's VS Pirates CATS WIN!!!! WORD UP YO!

Anyways the poll clearly shows Ninja's are in favor on this forum :dance:

Well, sure, yea.....cats..that's a whole nother ball of yarn...
 
Maybe the ninjas won in this poll...but the pirates are popular where it counts....;)
 
msouth468 said:
I guess it would really depend on if you went with ninjas off movies.

Or real ninjas from Japan.

The movie ninjas would kick the pirates butt.

But real ninjas would get killed pretty quick. Look it up on google (or whatever search engine you use). You'll find that ninjas are not as cool as the movies play them out to be.
yeah, and maybe real pirates aren't like Johney Depp, but are really fat old drunk guys
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think ninja had gunpowder before pirates did, so those assumptions that pirates would "shoot ninja" or "use cannons" are all wet...

Hand to hand, again advantage ninjitsu...
 
tornangel012 said:
Whatever!!! If you put in Cat's VS Pirates CATS WIN!!!! WORD UP YO!

Anyways the poll clearly shows Ninja's are in favor on this forum :dance:


Yes, you are right...pirate cats would win against regular cats


Did you....get that thing....that thing that I....Did you get that think I sent ya?!? :p:
 
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ninjas everytime, they've got stealth, while yee ol' pirates are on the good ship 'mary poppins cellest' catching 40 winks, the ninjas climb aboard unnoticed and take very fine sand paper to the pirates peg legs only taking 2mm at a time. They return night after night wittling the legs away and when it finally comes to the 'CRUNCH' capt pugwash is bleedin bed ridden due to the fact he has no legs! the ninjas then super glue all the parrots to the main mast, force feed them rum and teach them swear words! it turns out the mary poppins cellest is then haunted by effing and jeffing parrots! 1 - 0 ninjas (i can back all this up with statistics, pie charts, some videos and a marker pen)
 
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