There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

:clap::y220e:

i once saw a snake
cooking a steak
with sea salt and snowflake
in the middle of the lake
it would'nt give a hand shake
so i knew he was a fake
throwing at him a milkshake
of a flavor called "cake"
he turned around and stole what he could take
a hat and a rake
it was then i knew i neede to awake
 
why leave so soon
did you lose your balloon?
was it chased and popped by a large babboon
who ran away into the hidden lagoon
so would you run up a mighty sand dune
to catch the baboon
and come back with your reward that wonderful ballon?
 
Dwarf Puffers said:
KOTD liked mature avatars,
No sports, no fish, no beer, no cars,
But half naked women, with beauty to spare,
Who had nice blond highlights, and pretty long hair,
He had some trouble before with these pics,
Of heart stopping hotties and beautiful chicks,
Because the mods of AC didn't like it one bit,
And set out to stop him, take him out with a hit,
But now he has another, a bikini clad girl,
With permission this time, til his next one unfirls.

0,0 indeed, King :D
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new sig!
 
More rhymes :p:
 
does it feel good
to eat a piece of wood
and return to the store
to by four pounds more
because cedar tastes the best
so good you wouldn't share with the rest
but it cost so much
when imported from the dutch
splinters aren't fun
even in the shape of a bun
 
I knew a Catfish Hunter once
A humble veteran
Cast vicariously as both victim and villain
He could not choose
To which he would lose
First his mind or his riddlin

Oh no
They said he's got to go
Go go Godzilla
 
Bah, where is everyone? WE NEEDS SOME RHYMESES!
 
This is random, but here goes:


There once was a man from Heath.
Who sat upon his false teeth.
He said with a start
Oh Lord bless my heart
I've bitten myself underneath!
 
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