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[Roan Art]

Yo, Preacher!

No inch per gallon, grant unto them, O Fish, for that rule is wrong and shalt therefore not be used. Let the Fish be Housed according to whom They are and where They swim, and not an arbitrary Earthly law which does not make for an adequate House. May Those who have suffered through the use of this Forgive the ignorant. Those who have departed, rest in Peace.

Roan

 

[budrecki]

:thm:

 

[MoparORnoCAR]

Blessed Be, Tetra Freak. Glad to see some people can have a little fun without getting out of hand. This whole thread is a great read!

Oh! As I walk this world without guidence through the darkness, there is but one cure all that brings salvation for us all. Oh glory be to the water change. You bring life and spirit to all who inhabit thy water box.

 

[TetraFreak]

Yo, Preacher!

No inch per gallon, grant unto them, O Fish, for that rule is wrong and shalt therefore not be used. Let the Fish be Housed according to whom They are and where They swim, and not an arbitrary Earthly law which does not make for an adequate House. May Those who have suffered through the use of this Forgive the ignorant. Those who have departed, rest in Peace.

Roan

Sorry M'Lady...

I was reading from the Old Book.

My Bad and perhaps mother nature will forgive me for it! :fairy:



-TF

 

[TetraFreak]

Now it’s time to clean the tank,
Hoping the water is not too dank,
Water Change & Gravel Vac,
Happy Fishes and that’s a fact!





-TF

 

[LunchBox]

hahaha this has been one otf the funniest things I've seen in days! hopefully it stays lighthearted and people don't get bent out of shape about it.

Params 1:12
let your ammonia and nitrites be as nothing, and the masses will rejoice in celebration of your wisdom for ever and ever.

 

[Rowangel]

This thread is hilarious! And I would go so far as to say this is very on-topic. It's basic, important information presented in a light-hearted way. If you want someone to pay attention and learn, this is how - give it to them with humor!! Bravo! :clap:

 

[Roan Art]

On Stocking Blue Gouramis

One blue gourami?
Aye, can work in well
Two blue gouramis?
Ach! Surely cause 'ell!
Three blue gouramis?
Nae! Says the lore
You really need to have at least
Four or more.

- Roan

 

[TetraFreak]

This thread is hilarious! And I would go so far as to say this is very on-topic. It's basic, important information presented in a light-hearted way. If you want someone to pay attention and learn, this is how - give it to them with humor!! Bravo! :clap:

Glad you're having fun reading this!

it does take a bit of work to be creative as some posting in here have done.

 

[TetraFreak]

Shall We Gather At The Fish Tank

Please open your song books.....

:dive:

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1. Shall we gather at the fish tank,
where bright angel fish have swam,
with their flowing fins so colorful
flowing by the eyes of everyone

Refrain:
Yes, we'll gather at the fish tank,
the beautiful, the beautiful fish tank;
gather with the watchers at the fish tank
that flows by the eyes of everyone.

2. On the Back glass of the fish tank,
Covering up cords and the fray,
we will cover with some background,
Any bright bold color and not gray.
(Refrain)

3. Ere we watch the sparkling fish tank,
lay your eggs little rams;
grace our presence with some new fry,
and please don’t eat them down.
(Refrain)

4. Soon we'll achieve the perfect fish tank,
soon our stock levels will be complete;
soon our happy fishes will spawning
with the water filtered through lots of peat.
(Refrain)