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Pleco Rufus would eat no shimp
The loaches would eat no green
And so betwix the eight of them
They sucked the bottom clean
 
budrecki said:
Pleco Rufus would eat no shimp
The loaches would eat no green
And so betwix the eight of them
They sucked the bottom clean


Brilliant! :thm:

(Clanks Glass of Guniess!)
 
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I gotta tell ya'll, this could turn into a sweet little humorous yet very
helpful book-let on the care of fishies!!! Ah mean, thar is tons of
po-tent-chall heeyah. Any takers? :dance: Renee
 
rosita said:
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I gotta tell ya'll, this could turn into a sweet little humorous yet very
helpful book-let on the care of fishies!!! Ah mean, thar is tons of
po-tent-chall heeyah. Any takers? :dance: Renee


Anyone interested in continuing the items in this thread in the same manner for education's sake?

After all, it actually *IS* on topic and educational. :dive2:
 
Hillarious
 
Now why, after several months of being in general Freshwater was this moved to chit-chat?

This thread Directly relates and is actually "ON-TOPIC" for General Freshwater area!


New moderators...go figure!
 
fishfreak21 said:
This is hilarious I hope no one gets offend so we can leave it going.
Tetra I think we need some passages from the book so salt


Salt?? Not Salt!

Points at fishfreak and laughs! :laugh:

Salt? we don't need no stinkin salt!

(Except to cure ich!) :Angel:


Seriously though...
It hasn't offended yet...even the extremely religious haven't said anything negative...after all, it's all about a FUN way to educate people!

As to the Salt...This was created as a freshwater thing and has stayed as such since the beginning. If the Marine Folks wish to contribute, then by all means...the Marine Fishkeepers are MORE THAN WELCOME to join "THE CHURCH OF THE FRESHWATER AQUARIUM!"


PEACE!

-TF
 
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The gospel of Saint otto 4:1-7

I was swimming with Him along the substrate. I asked of him "Oh good fisheard, what shall we have today to nourish ourselves. The evil king pleco has eaten all our food!"

Yea, and he saith unto me: "Have I not promised to keep you and nourish you always? Oh ye of little fins, I say unto you you will not go hungry so long as you trusst in me!"

He becconed that I follow, Swimming up up up into the upper strata of the tank. M eyes stuggled to stay open as we became ever closer to the light.

GLORY!!! As Objects became visable I saw many angelfish. And thier number was one and one and one, and thier length was less than that of a span!

The angelfish did say: "Keep faith in the Father, for he will nourish you!!!!"

And then, the Keeper of the tank did drop in many blanched cucumber slices. And all the fish who kept thier trust in him did eat it.

"I love you. Trust in me and you shall have eternal life in the garden in my backyard" Thus saith the Fishkeeper
 
a reading from the book of pl*c:

for many years have I wandered this vast substrate
seeking algae from heaven (and perhaps a shrimp pellet if i'm good).
yea, tho i swim through the valley of no lettuce,
i shall fear no evil, for thou art with me
thy sinking wafers and thy zucchini, they comfort me.
surely goodness and dirty glass will follow me all the days of my life
and i will dwell in the tank of the 18,000K strip light forever.


I AM IN TEARS! You have NO IDEA how hard that is to do to me! Oh carry on ye Characin Soldier!
 
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