Welcome to the.....

Oh, hay-eell our elders of Aquaria
The bearers of wisdom to the reborn
Waters and their creatures return to us
Within clear forms in our homes
Seek ye knowledge
For care of the fishly wonders
And forgive us for consorting with landfishes
For sharing our plates with them
For we share, too, the purest of waters
With the aquatic bretheren and sisteren

Without you, oh elders of Aquaria
Our charges might suffer keenly
Stoic in their silence
Oh, hay-eell our elders of Aquaria
Blessed are ye amongst two-leggeds
We give thanks to your shared riches . . . . Oh, Aquaria

My fish ate its purple string . . . . blasphemy
 
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And let us not forget our vegitation...

The plant is green
the plant is red
As long as they are well fed
we dose with ferts and co2
and the trace minerals too

The Substrate is rich
the plants do love
Flourite or Eco is sent from above
Gravel over peat
to help them grow
but lack of good light
will make them grow slow.


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Let's put some music to that last prayer.
 
hey some of this is fun, wish I had the imagination to think of some of this
 
The Battle Hymn of the fishless Cycle

The Battle Hymn of the fishless Cycle

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cycling of the tank
filled with substrate, bio media, & chemicals not to be drank
We have loosed the high Watt lighting to help the Amazon Sword
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on

We have added pure Ammonia and tested with the kit
We have tested & tested and want to throw a fit
Waiting for nitrites and trying a new test kit
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on

We have read the newbie section of the Aquaria Central Web Site
Every article have we read with every bit of might
Let the ammonia levels drop and the Nitrite really spike
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on

We have proudly, loudly posted that out cycle is complete
And gone through stress & strife & swearing we’re not willing to repeat
We’ve put forth so much effort, never giving in to defeat
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on

Now the cycle is completed, it’s time for us to stock
We discuss the fishy options and talk & talk & talk
After all is decided, to the fish store we do walk
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on

We are counting the inches per gallon so not to overpopulate
With all the wisdom we’ve acquired we know to acclimate
So the tank is stocked and running, now it’s time to celebrate
Our Cycle is marching on
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our Cycle is marching on




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Bravo! :clap:
 
People, you are kinda pushin' your luck.
 
Genral72 said:
People, you are kinda pushin' your luck.
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C'mon...

This is all meant in good fun and started as a parody when the spammer hit last week.

Besides, it's actually "ON-TOPIC" for "General Freshwater" forum and we're keeping it as light & humorous as we can!


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YuccaPatrol said:
I'm really loving this! Great battle hymn, TetraFreak!
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Thanks Yucca!

Yeah, trying to bge creative & non-offensive!

Perhaps you can enlighten us all with another passage???


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