I've had a house broken into, vandalized, and the oven packed full of dead insects and left on warm... weird eh?
Truck broken into three times. First time, they broke a window, and stole the battery. Spit on the radio, threw all my Cd's onto the seat and took my cd case. Guess they did'nt like my taste in music, or the cheap player in the dash..
Second time, they broke a window and just took the battery again.
Third time, they broke a window and filled it with bags of garbage from my own can. I'd started taking the battery out at night you see...
Do muggings count? I've been mugged on three continents, but I've never given up a buck. I've been shot twice, stabbed a number of times, and some crazy guy with a cup of gasoline set my leg on fire once. Heh, I've also collected two pistols, several knives, and a few wallets from muggers. I guess it evens out.
I've had knives and veggie peelers stolen out of my chef's kit at work before. I switched to a left handed peeler and that ended that. Everyone else is right handed and thinks it's broken.
Friend of mine went on a week's vacation once, with an alarm system attached to the doors and windows. Thieves cut a man sized hole in a wall of her house to gain acess and totally cleaned her out. Police said they must have used heavy equipment because the wall they cut was brick.
Another friend had multiple guns stolen from his home. He recovered two of them himself by walking the streets and trying to buy them back from drug addicts. Recovered both of them in under six hours, but one of the rifles is still missing...
Oh yeah, Identity theft. Girl opened a bank account and web site in my name with her as a permitted draw. Got herself a credit card on my I.D. and was all set to go on a spree. I caught it early and cancelled the card, shut down the site, and cleaned out her bank account. Got nearly 400 of her money, plus her full name and adress. Then I drove to her home city, knocked on her door, and we had a very satisfying talk.