for those who have daughters

I have twin daughters who will be 15 in May. (kind of ruins the twin fantasy for me huh)

My plan of action is to have a back wall of the closet plastered with pics of beat up teen boys. Then explain to the boy that I pay other teens to do my dirty work and that each pic is of a guy that made my girls cry,be it from breaking up with them or just saying something mean to them.

Then they will see a pic of the gun collection and the library of books on how to commit a murder without being caught.

I know how I was 20+ years ago and the way the world is moving I might even put GSP chips implanted into my kids with full surveillance to be able to see hear and shock anyone that touches them wrong.
 
Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.
 
i respect the thought of people proctecting there children untill they are ready for the worlds people. But if you wait too long how are you gonna get grandchildren to bake cookies, tell old stories and nit sweaters for?
 
kuhliloach said:
i respect the thought of people proctecting there children untill they are ready for the worlds people. But if you wait too long how are you gonna get grandchildren to bake cookies, tell old stories and nit sweaters for?
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I have grand children, I am raising them!! my son thought it was his duty to impregnant some crazy girl and she spawned 3 times! problem is she never wanted the kids, just wanted to "feel and enjoy pregnancy" I thought I raised him to know right from wrong, to keep it in his pants and or use protection for many reasons. "I am making the cookies, I am paying for the school, the cloths and the life they should have had with decent parents. I have not seen either parent in 4 years...... there to buisy having fun. I have had these kids since they were brand new . adopted one still trying on the other...... yeah, cookies.... :wall: :wall: when is it my turn to do what I want?? Please !!
 
the fox said:
Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.
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No one said they could not have a social life. theres sports, activities, so many things, were talking about keeping them from sexual activities and messing up there lives with complications of sex, and the consequences.
 
IceH2O said:
I have twin daughters who will be 15 in May. (kind of ruins the twin fantasy for me huh)

My plan of action is to have a back wall of the closet plastered with pics of beat up teen boys. Then explain to the boy that I pay other teens to do my dirty work and that each pic is of a guy that made my girls cry,be it from breaking up with them or just saying something mean to them.

Then they will see a pic of the gun collection and the library of books on how to commit a murder without being caught.

I know how I was 20+ years ago and the way the world is moving I might even put GSP chips implanted into my kids with full surveillance to be able to see hear and shock anyone that touches them wrong.
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You might toss in a few comments about needing to email your mafia crew.
 
Grins said:
You might toss in a few comments about needing to email your mafia crew.
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You looking to have a fish head put in your bed? Huh?
 
grannylvsfish said:
I have grand children, I am raising them!! my son thought it was his duty to impregnant some crazy girl and she spawned 3 times! problem is she never wanted the kids, just wanted to "feel and enjoy pregnancy" I thought I raised him to know right from wrong, to keep it in his pants and or use protection for many reasons. "I am making the cookies, I am paying for the school, the cloths and the life they should have had with decent parents. I have not seen either parent in 4 years...... there to buisy having fun. I have had these kids since they were brand new . adopted one still trying on the other...... yeah, cookies.... :wall: :wall: when is it my turn to do what I want?? Please !!
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Doh!

The whole not letting her out your sight doesn't work. You will just see things you wish you didn't. lol
 
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