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[TheMightyQueenPixie]

The Fish's Prayer

Our fish
Who art in the tank
Latin be thy name
Thy will be fed
And successfully bred
In tanks
As you are in the wild
Give us each day
Your colorful display
And forgive us our overfeeding
As we forgive your fighting
And lead us not into chain pet stores
But to the lfs instead
For yours is the finnage
And the color
And the swimming
For as long as we remember our water changes

Amen

Oh GOD, I am DYING HERE

 

[Chickieepooh2u]

I Love this thread! Thanks for bring it up front! I woke the house up I was laughing so loud!! Seriously...funniest things I've read in ages!!

 

[daayda3]

This is a AWFULL thread, i cant BELIVE you would post stuff like that! it can offend people because it sure offended me!

 

[fishcatch22]

This is a AWFULL thread, i cant BELIVE you would post stuff like that! it can offend people because it sure offended me!

hunh? how is it offensive, daayda? we're just having fun.

 

[Fungi]

There's a reason that religious and political posts are banned

 

[Mr.Firemouth]

Too funny,
Blasphemy to the original church/book to some but still funny!

 

[kuhliloach]

a passage from the First Book of Loach: Chapter 2, verses 12-16:

And ye shall seek shelter in dark crevices,
and rest in loach piles with your bretheren.
For the patient loach there will be times of plenty
when the heavenly shrimp pellet sinks
and upon it you shall feast.

and another: Chapter 3, verses 8-19

Clowns, Kuhlis, and Botias,
though we may vary by species,
are we not all loaches?
And do we not all love a tasty morsel?
A snail, or a wafer, or a soggy flake?
So too shall we love one another,
celebrating only our similarities,
and ignoring our differences.
Only when loaches come together
in unity and acceptance,
and with the sharing of all sinking edibles,
will there be peace on substrate.

please share more!
:lol: :grinyes: :clap: :laugh: :rofl: :y220e: :thm: :joke:

 

[kuhliloach]

the funniest thing i've ever heard!:dance:

 

[Slappy*McFish]

There's a reason that religious and political posts are banned

This thread was started last year and no one had posted in it since Jan.
But I suppose it's my fault for bringing it back by posting the link to it in another thread.
This thread is about aquariums and fish, not religion. Even though the posts are written in typical biblical format (for humor), there is no mention of religion or specific religious beliefs at all.

 

[Fungi]

I found it through that link, maybe I should have held my 'tongue' and left it where it was.
It's a fine line, I s'pose it is about aquariums and fish, however the semi-satirical parallels between it and religion may be offensive to some, hence the policy rule,

I think it's best that we leave it here... err on the side of caution