Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because they cant talk

why do ships sail?
 
Because they are water tight not air tight

Why do women never listen?
 
Because the sun has gone to sleep

Why does a wireless connection require a wire to the antenna?
 
Have you seen what they can do when they're in a group... grusome


why is their lint in some people's bellybuttons?
 
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