good news/bad news

OrionGirl · Apr 18, 2005

BN: Already stocked with a stunted alligator.

GN: It's lunch time and you have a date with your best chum at a fabulous restaurant.

Dangerdoll · Apr 18, 2005

who had a sex change and now is the same sex as you

GN: your friend has bought you a brand new car in the wake if the news.

Lila · Apr 18, 2005

BN: The ship it was coming on was sank on its way from Japan.

GN: You've closed on your dream house.

nursie · Apr 18, 2005

BN: Only to find your new neighbors are the Manson family.

GN: Today's your birthday....

cyberbeer65 · Apr 18, 2005

BN: But your turning 101

GN: You found a wallet containg $500.

maverick2402 · Apr 18, 2005

BN:You just spent all $500.00 on beer

GN: You just graduated from AA

OrionGirl · Apr 18, 2005

BN: Your clod of a friend throws you an open bar party to celebrate.

GN: You finally get your yard landscaped just the way you want it.

maverick2402 · Apr 18, 2005

BN: someone turned all of your tiki torches into beer can holders

GN: Budweiser pays you millions for coming up with beer can tiki torches

spongebobson · Apr 18, 2005

BN: too bad it is winter again. (for the yard one)

GN: you are going to peru, southamerica

happychem · Apr 18, 2005

BN: A military coup has overthrown the government and is enslaving foreigners

GN: You just got accepted to Harvard, full scholarship