New to Saltwater - Help and suggestions wanted!!!

anna, you're amazing... :rofl:
this actually kind of made my monday morning... and the responses just add more to the hilarity.
i thought this was a pretty light-hearted forum. i guess some of you guys are really hardcore. which is fine, but if you don't find something funny, don't participate. if you find a problem with it, PM A MOD! or PM anyone else you feel the need to get ugly with.. but keep it private.
i can't imagine even someone new to the world of fish keeping would read the original post and run with it without reading on or doing some research...
and the original post is pretty similar to some things we see here from newbies... i was not surprised to see one of the things that REALLY irritates me, some of you posted a pretty rude response rather than a friendly and constructive one. that's not very likely to encourage them to seek any more help from this forum, which has some very experienced members ready to give useful, friendly advice.
for once, i'm with Bob... lighten up or get out!
 
And just for the record, here are the zoas, happy and healthy in their new home. Thanks again for keeping them warm for me Anna :D

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I overreacted, but i seriously thought that Bio was for real.

The zoas look nice, i hope they thrive.
 
beautiful! so what FW fish are compatible & would host with it?
 
Guppies, but you will have to super glue them to the coral.


Of course if you wanted something a bit more aggressive, you could go with convicts.


Bio.....look what an uproar you caused! I thought at first you were planning on adding coral to your fossil and skull collection. But now, I am betting Niko put you up to it!!
 
bee gees song - the joke was on me!

guppies or convicts?! I was thinking maybe neons since they act like clownfish!
 
this sounds bizarre but some guy from fisheries over here was doing some tests on feral geophagus braziliensis and they found they could pretty much adapt to full marine conditions, if allowed to acclimate.
 
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