Ninjas Vs Pirates

[YoFishboy]

ninjas everytime, they've got stealth, while yee ol' pirates are on the good ship 'mary poppins cellest' catching 40 winks, the ninjas climb aboard unnoticed and take very fine sand paper to the pirates peg legs only taking 2mm at a time. They return night after night wittling the legs away and when it finally comes to the 'CRUNCH' capt pugwash is bleedin bed ridden due to the fact he has no legs! the ninjas then super glue all the parrots to the main mast, force feed them rum and teach them swear words! it turns out the mary poppins cellest is then haunted by effing and jeffing parrots! 1 - 0 ninjas (i can back all this up with statistics, pie charts, some videos and a marker pen)

,,,NOT BUYIN IT..NOT BUYIN IT...I WANNA SEE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!

 

[dougall]

when it finally comes to the 'CRUNCH' capt pugwash is bleedin bed ridden

Yeah.. and most of the people will know exactly what you're talking about..

 

[sumthin fishy]

mmmmmmm Johnny Depp............................ *faints*

 

[knotty47]

i can hastily draw you some type of graph, no pie chart though only have two crayons, orange and red! it would just end up looking like a five year olds attempt at drawing the sun, but worse.

 

[trickbaby1019]

Quick..... look out...

Well seeing as how I am a ninja what do you think? Obviously the ninja would kick some pirate *** most likely with his own wooden leg and seeing as how they only have one eye to look out with it would be all over because the stealth ninja would just take him out with a quickness! :bowing: oh mighty ninja TrickBaby1019 lol

 

[Larissa]

mmmmmmm Johnny Depp............................ *faints*

Mmmmm, yes. A sexy, dirty pirate, indeed. I voted for pirates, btw.

 

[sumthin fishy]

Whats johnny got that I dont got

http://www.redandblack.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/04/12/443c71ed40b94

 

[RockabillyChick]

omg, we totally had this fight in Belegarth.

Belegarth is a live action, full contact, boffer battle game (we beat the cr@p out of each other with heavily padded PVC pipes while wearing medieval garb)

and one time they decided to do Pirates vs. Ninjas. pirates totally won.

 

[graphicdesign_r]

omg, we totally had this fight in Belegarth.

Belegarth is a live action, full contact, boffer battle game (we beat the cr@p out of each other with heavily padded PVC pipes while wearing medieval garb)

and one time they decided to do Pirates vs. Ninjas. pirates totally won.

It's pretty hard to kill someone stealthily with a padded PVC dagger. Yeah and, padded blowgun darts etc. don't get the job done either...

:duh:

 

[Genral72]

Face it ninjas are better.